take off with your $1k cash check check in with your homemade bar set set down all your bags at the door so we can make a toast to the thing that you're here for sunset painting strips down the skyline warm blood turns your cheeks into red wine sober enough to get you back out the door let's make another toast to the thing that you're here for we're a byproduct of the internet age and i can't begin to tell you where we're coming from we're self aware we yearn for simpler days i don't know where it started but for now i'm glad to be here well based on all our current projections you're on course to leave unsatisfied so we here have assembled a task force to forcibly reroute your flight now since we're flying real close to the sun your wax and wings may come undone a necessary risk to reach that obelisk we know you're fine with this so please unclench your jaw and put this in your mouth it's all you need to get that easy clout your dopamine receptors have been begging you for for quite some time of course this all may be for naught there's plenty of things we still forgot we'll work you til you're sore half naked on the floor and you'll find the thing that you're here for my sex toys got checked out by tsa but i'm probably fine (it doesn't even matter) my next connecting flight just got delayed but i really don't mind (why do i even bother) i guess my hotel overbooked my stay but i think i'll be fine (no good can come from anger) i got blackout drunk before i came but that's how i get by (i can't stay any longer) i'm a wreck no you don't need another song to justify another dance with me you just need to push through and keep your wits in check we'll fight the hangover tomorrow but for now we're alright i will probably regret this but i don't really care you can pack up all your things and leave for all i care cuz i got a mouth to feed and a couple of options i'd like to try tonight though i know i'm not the first to say it man ain't this a weird time to be alive owo etc