they forgot to feed the cat for 7000 days
so now i'm howling for attention until someone comes my way
i'm starving here i'm asking for help and no one will give me directions
what do i have to do around here to get some basic human affection

i don't pretend to know what i'm doing here i'm just a dumb cat with a laptop
but if you think it was a bad idea to tape a dumbbell to the gas
go suck a dick and kiss my ass take a cough drop

cause i'm doing fine
i'm doing good
i'm doing better than i should
i'm not giving up
i'm giving in
it's for my own good

do you mean to tell me we could have been fucking this whole time
and now you're sick of waiting and you're leaving me behind
well fuck you too and fuck your bad vibes you're not gonna spoil my fun
cause i've still got my ninelives and you're stuck with only one

cause i'm just another desperate faggot and i look kinda cute if you squint your eyes
and i've really got a thing for cute broad-shouldered furry guys
i'm young i'm dumb i'm full of cum and i'm reasonably sized
so write or text or send a note and i'll get between your

i'm doing fine
i'm doing good
i'm doing better than i probably should
i'm giving up
i'm giving in
i know it's kinda forward but eventually it's gonna be for my own good