my knowledge base of courtship is from horny biker slut
so i'm not sure why you're trusting me to help you get your nut
i'll give you my lame advice cause i guess that's what friends are for
i'll lend you my kama sutra while i'm still alone lying naked on the floor
i was more than happy to help you
and i'm glad that it worked out great
i'm thrilled you've got someone to hold
don't be surprised if i call in late
it's a matter of time before i start to break i can feel it creeping out of my head
the longer you two keep me locked in here the more i want to be dead
i can't break the window i can't open the door i can't get inside the trunk
but i'll keep my mouth closed and i'll keep my lips shut cause i have no way to get drunk
i'm not your fucking wingman baby i'm the one who's taking flight
i'm sick of riding shotgun i should be out there in the spotlight
so cut the red tape and cut the shit cause i'm done with fucking around
stop sucking each other's faces or i'll burn this cheap-ass hostel to the motherfucking ground